Last update: Apr 26, 2023
My description is : I promise to both make and also laugh at my own jokes; I cannot guarantee they will be funny. I promise to be friendly, approachable and respectful to people who return the same; conversely, I promise to take utter delight in taking down basement dwelling losers who likely yell at their mothers that their hot pockets are too cold. Basically, if you are an interesting person (wide open to interpretation) I will absolutely be interested in you ;)
I like: Cats, outfit changes, in depth conversations about the state of current affairs, shoes, people who read this nonsense and, lastly, laughing at tiny dicks. They’re just…delightfully tragic and I’m 200% here for it.
I don't like: Not a strong dislike but: “What do you like?” Here’s why: I like a lot of things, am willing to try most things, and if you ask if I will do something I don’t want to do, I’ll politely let you know it’s not for me. So instead, I prefer you tell me what YOU like! That being said, I don’t do anything that’s prohibited in the rules. I see you step-sister fantasy dudes and you can move right along HA
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